Some guy on eBay recently sold the last jar of unicorn semen in
the United States for $31 plus $3 flat rate shipping. If you were
the buyer please contact me, as I must have some. *ahem* For
science, for science (if I repeat things it makes them
real).
This is possibly the only jar of Unicorn semen left in the
united states.Unicorns were bred for their magic and keen night
hunting skills to protect lepreachauns that had been injured in
battle during the civil war. Unicorns were only found in two places
on the planet, the northern and southern hemispheres. Anyone in
possession of this rare and magical fluid will be able to swim with
the wolves and fly with the dolphins as its powers are still being
found.I opened the jar while i was on my computer and my computer
flickered for a minute and i realized the semen had helped me kill
Yogg-Saron on my World of Warcraft account and i recieved the Shawl
of Haunted memories and the Mantle of the Wayward Conqueror. i have
already been blessed and recieved my gift...so i'm going to pass
the power onto someone else. Do not drink the unicorn semen as the
power is too much for the human digestive system and could change
your DNA and give you the shits. Bid, but Bid Wisely.
Do not drink, my ass. I have an iron stomach (and lung) and am
gonna guzzle that whole jar like I'm shotgunning a beer. LASER
VISION, YOU WILL BE MINE!
